Peaches has officially announced her candidacy for President. Her campaign slogan will be "More Toys Not Taxes" and she plans to convert this country into a banana-based economy. She is pretty sure the weapons of mass destruction can be found in our bedroom closet and she is strongly opposed to all forms of veterinary health care. She feels cats should be allowed to serve in the military, especially the two cats she lives with, and she promises not to chew any of the furniture in the White House. Her common sense solution to the energy crisis is to take more naps. She won't be able to attend any campaign rallies because she hates going in the car but she does hope you'll all support her efforts to make this country a better place.